11.8.10

Everyone keeps telling me, "there are plenty of fish in the sea." I have no doubt that they're right, but once you take out the girl fish, old fish, baby fish, ugly fish, gay fish and married fish, you're left with not so much an ocean but a pond. Take from that the dull fish, weird fish and fish with issues, and what you've got is something just short of a teacup. And not many fish fit into a teacup. More importantly, I'm not sure how many would take my bait.